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So how was your weekend?


I'm still in the process of editing the video because I'm a lazy bugger like that. And I procrastinate. Which is always bad but we all do it anyway.


So what distracted me over the week? A few things such as video games.


So I came across 2 games from Japan that was ported over to steam. They're both by the same developers and are both ported to steam. Its called "Chantelise- A tale of two sisters" and "Recettear: An Item shop's tale".


I haven't tried out Recettear yet but it is essentially a simulation of an item shop in a dungeon crawling game. It looks really fun, but I haven't had the time to actually buy the game though. Its on steam for USD$20, so its relatively cheap for a video game.


Chantelise is an older game (Its from 2006. I know right!?) which means it has less graphics. But the gameplay is a dungeon crawling type so RPG fans might like this. Also, the game was made for console controllers so it might feel clunky on the keyboard.


So yeah, some games I played over the weekend. You can try them out or go watch some Lets Plays on Youtube instead. 


Speaking of Youtube, I've came across a Youtuber by the name of Rosanna Pansino who has a segment called Nerdy Nummies, where makes these really awesome looking, nerdy treats from scratch and shows the process in a 5-10 minute video. 


So far, her track record has been things Diablo 3, TF2, Portal, Settlers of Catan (SHE MADE A BOARD GAME GAMEBOARD WITH CUPCAKES. OH LORD THE NERDGASM) and a lot more stuff. So check out her channel here for some nerdy good food while I go over and stare at her for being a hot nerd lady.


Now, on to some interesting news: A girl was recently hospitalised over some breathing problems and anaemia. The interesting part is that this girl got these problems because SHE HAS BEEN EATING NOTHING BUT CHICKEN McNUGGETS SINCE SHE WAS TWO YEARS OLD. TWO. FUCKING. YEARS. OLD.


Ever since she was a toddler, miss Stacey Irvine has eaten little else but chicken nuggets and the occasional portion of chips (which in Britain means French Fries).


After the hospitalisation, Doctors have urged her to change her ridiculous diet before her condition gets any worse. Now, those that are still sane and equipped with their common senses, please follow these steps.


 Step 1: Facepalm. Really hard.

Step 2: Make this face














Really, doc? It seems obvious this girl needs to change her OBVIOUSLY UNHEALTHY DIET THAT SHE HAS HAD SINCE SHE WAS 2?

Now, I think you guys are expecting her to be fat. Well, she's not. Her body does not look like they have been tanking McNuggets for 15 years.

Here's a picture of her from the article:

She looks like a perfectly healthy teenager, working hard and eating right, doesn't she?

As my Gran said, "Don't judge a bitch by her looks." Or, that's what she would have said if she understood and spoke English. She was a potty mouth in the Hokkien language.

But I digress. Talking about my family makes me feel weird. Or reminds me that I am weird.

But in actual fact, she looks reeeaaaally unhealthy.

She looks like she hasn't slept in days and her face looks like blood avoids it all together. In other words, she looks a lot like a Twilight vampire.

Hey, maybe that's the secret of the Cullens. They eat nothing but McNuggets. Maybe they paint their faces with coke so the sparkle on them are actually sugar that crystallised.

Or they're Macdonald's indirect approach to advertising. So many possibilities out there.


So yeah, some interesting news for you on a Monday night. I was going to finish this blog in the afternoon, but I didn't have to spare time to.

Or, I spent my spare time catching up with Kamen Rider. The movie subs were out, DON'T JUDGE ME.

Excuse me while I find some time to cry about my life and all.

Cheers!

What a busy day I'll be having

So, if you guys didn't know, it was cosfest XI last weekend.

I recall a certain promise that I said I'll be making a video for the previous cosfest, cosfest X2, which I didn't do.

Well, I'm sorry but.............

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I couldn't be bothered to do it. You may now throw stones and sticks at me. Just know that they can't break my bones. /badpun

But really now, who would want to watch videos I make anyway?

I just watched them this afternoon and it gave me motion sickness after watching them for 45 mins. 

I really need a videography crash course.

But hey, I'm going to do it anyway. Because I like giving people headaches. 

Anyway, I went on both days, with different people on each day, and enjoyed myself. There were a few kinks (STUPID iPHONE HAVING SO LITTLE MEMORY and OMG WESLEY WHY DIDN'T YOU DROP YOUR VIDEOS IN YOUR LAPPY BEFORE GOING ON DAY 2) but I guess it was a good weekend. 

Only thing that made me go "meh" was that I spent a total of $8 on transport fares though. =\

But oh well, money worth spending.

So this year, cosplays were awesome (OMG AHRIIIIIIIII) and stage plays were decently made (Competition amped up cuz Japan was invited this year). Overall a good day.

Got a nice badge this year as well. I'll get a shot of it later when I have the time.

But that's really it for cosfest. Everything I want to say is really in the video. Which might or might not ever come. 

"You lazy bastard" I say to myself as I give myself a slap

Anyway, its Monday and I guess you're probably bored if you're reading this.

So here's some interesting things to amuse yourself with:

There's a new twitter trend: #Singaporeshadesofgrey. Its basically a parody trend for the mommy-porn book inspired by Twilight known as "50 Shades of Grey". 

Long story short? Its a erotica made for mothers who's husbands either never have any sex with them or little girls who have probably never had sex before/watched porn before.

Short story long? Give me an hour when I'm bored.

Main point? The tweets spawned from the book are laughable. All those innuendos remind me of my sec 4 days of being bored while everyone else around me was working really hard.

Most notable cause of brain cancer in teens/youths

So, someone in the world declared it to be "No Bra Day" in which all girls conveniently "forget" to put on upper body underwear and leave home without it.

To which my inner pervert says "Good on you, Women-who-don't-give-two-shits-on-being-shy-or-called-sluts!"

But in my honesty, its good in a non-pervy way because its really easy to tell who among you are incredibly spontaneous and brave enough to try this. Or who's slutty enough not to care about bras. I'm torn between whether this is a good thing or bad thing.

If anyone did this, you would just automatically win one internetz. Good for you! Unless you have a penis. 

You know, men should have a "Wear a Bra Day". It would be incredibly amusing to see men having pads on their chests.

Or maybe it'd be for the men who actually need them.

And here's my secret stash of porn. No, I'm just kidding. Put down the phone.

So attempted humour is great and all, but at the end of the day its just another regular day with homework and projects to finish. So after you're done with reading my mundane blog, remember to go back to do your homework before you fail O' levels or lose GPA for slacking too much. 

Anyway, cheers!

P.S. I might begin to start streaming my League games in the future. I'll give it a try to see how it goes after I finish with homework, club admin stuff and cosfest video editing. Look forward to it.