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So how was your weekend?


I'm still in the process of editing the video because I'm a lazy bugger like that. And I procrastinate. Which is always bad but we all do it anyway.


So what distracted me over the week? A few things such as video games.


So I came across 2 games from Japan that was ported over to steam. They're both by the same developers and are both ported to steam. Its called "Chantelise- A tale of two sisters" and "Recettear: An Item shop's tale".


I haven't tried out Recettear yet but it is essentially a simulation of an item shop in a dungeon crawling game. It looks really fun, but I haven't had the time to actually buy the game though. Its on steam for USD$20, so its relatively cheap for a video game.


Chantelise is an older game (Its from 2006. I know right!?) which means it has less graphics. But the gameplay is a dungeon crawling type so RPG fans might like this. Also, the game was made for console controllers so it might feel clunky on the keyboard.


So yeah, some games I played over the weekend. You can try them out or go watch some Lets Plays on Youtube instead. 


Speaking of Youtube, I've came across a Youtuber by the name of Rosanna Pansino who has a segment called Nerdy Nummies, where makes these really awesome looking, nerdy treats from scratch and shows the process in a 5-10 minute video. 


So far, her track record has been things Diablo 3, TF2, Portal, Settlers of Catan (SHE MADE A BOARD GAME GAMEBOARD WITH CUPCAKES. OH LORD THE NERDGASM) and a lot more stuff. So check out her channel here for some nerdy good food while I go over and stare at her for being a hot nerd lady.


Now, on to some interesting news: A girl was recently hospitalised over some breathing problems and anaemia. The interesting part is that this girl got these problems because SHE HAS BEEN EATING NOTHING BUT CHICKEN McNUGGETS SINCE SHE WAS TWO YEARS OLD. TWO. FUCKING. YEARS. OLD.


Ever since she was a toddler, miss Stacey Irvine has eaten little else but chicken nuggets and the occasional portion of chips (which in Britain means French Fries).


After the hospitalisation, Doctors have urged her to change her ridiculous diet before her condition gets any worse. Now, those that are still sane and equipped with their common senses, please follow these steps.


 Step 1: Facepalm. Really hard.

Step 2: Make this face














Really, doc? It seems obvious this girl needs to change her OBVIOUSLY UNHEALTHY DIET THAT SHE HAS HAD SINCE SHE WAS 2?

Now, I think you guys are expecting her to be fat. Well, she's not. Her body does not look like they have been tanking McNuggets for 15 years.

Here's a picture of her from the article:

She looks like a perfectly healthy teenager, working hard and eating right, doesn't she?

As my Gran said, "Don't judge a bitch by her looks." Or, that's what she would have said if she understood and spoke English. She was a potty mouth in the Hokkien language.

But I digress. Talking about my family makes me feel weird. Or reminds me that I am weird.

But in actual fact, she looks reeeaaaally unhealthy.

She looks like she hasn't slept in days and her face looks like blood avoids it all together. In other words, she looks a lot like a Twilight vampire.

Hey, maybe that's the secret of the Cullens. They eat nothing but McNuggets. Maybe they paint their faces with coke so the sparkle on them are actually sugar that crystallised.

Or they're Macdonald's indirect approach to advertising. So many possibilities out there.


So yeah, some interesting news for you on a Monday night. I was going to finish this blog in the afternoon, but I didn't have to spare time to.

Or, I spent my spare time catching up with Kamen Rider. The movie subs were out, DON'T JUDGE ME.

Excuse me while I find some time to cry about my life and all.

Cheers!